I’m a relative pacifist, I have no need to fight or use violence but after I saw the video for “Stress” by Justice, I might have to reconsider.  It especially made me want a telescoping baton to break stuff with.  Even though afterwards I would apologize and offer to pay for it and they would probably tell me it was an heirloom or one-of-a-kind item that couldn’t be replaced and I would just feel bad about it.  So I’ll oggle and link you too it so I can eventually live vicariously through your rage.  Only use this for self defense though, really.

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http://www.keepshooting.com/selfdefense/batons/16telescopingbaton.htm

Yea, I believe this.  Can “also” be used as a self defense weapon.  I mean, really, how about the AR-16 door stopper or the bazooka plastic bag recycling holder.  No matter what you want to “consider” this item, they are black and pretty bad ass, and hey, no one will want to add to your stack of things to do at the office if this is your paperweight.

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keepshooting.com