Pointless Crap

$6000 Watermelon

I knew black stood for exclusivity but a $6000 watermelon?  Really?  Apparently in Japan watermelons are really rare since they are big, heavy and don’t grow around Japan in any frequency.  The “Densuke” is only grown on the north island…

Don’t Wear This

Crocks have never been a fashion statement, they have always been an intentional withdrawal from anything resembling fashion.  It’s basically the point where you give up and you start wearing sweatpants and the college sweatshirt you never graduated from.  It’s the exact…

H20 Water Proof Headphones

Remember the last time in the pool, you were like, “damn, I am totally missing out on music when I go underwater?”  No?  Neither do I?  Or how about when you were ice fishing in Alaska and fell in and…

Jet Powered Truck

jet-truck1Sitting at about 2700 HP and over 1800 ft/lbs of torque this thing is pretty crazy.  He runs kerosene and burns about 5 gallons a minute.  WTF.


FIND IT HERE:
http://hight3ch.com/jet-powered-ford-f-150-truck-2700hp/

Auto Targeting Paintball Home Security

paintball-securityI would not screw around near this guy’s house.  Unless I really wanted to be pelted with paint balls.  It is somewhere where I would maybe drop off a person I didn’t like and tell them, “Hey man, there’s a…

Dog Collar Bottle Opener

bark4beer-collarI don’t like having my dog too far away, nor  do I like having a cold beer too far away.  A great collar for your dog that is useful to you in 2 ways.  Don’t miss out on that next…

Blackle

logo_hmYou wouldn’t believe it but white pixels waste energy.  So much for the new logo.  Well if you want to save energy somewhere else do it at Blackle, the black Google.  Seriously, they claim to save tons of energy by…

ContourHD Helmet Cam

41H-fi+tYmL._SL500_AA280_For the next time your playing the Fear Factor board game, strap on this camera and make a real night of it.  A good substitute for taping your sexual escapades as well, a little more akward, a lot more convenient.…

Black Friday 2009

black-friday-crowdConsider it a national holiday or a Blaccessorize holiday but by any measure its a way to kick off holiday shopping.  What better way to do it than online and in the comfort of your underwear (or whatever attire you…

The Drib

177Yes, this is real and black is the perfect color to hide the mayo stains after your double whopper.  So if every once in a while you might grab a bite to eat and don’t want to get crap on you or…