I knew black stood for exclusivity but a $6000 watermelon?  Really?  Apparently in Japan watermelons are really rare since they are big, heavy and don’t grow around Japan in any frequency.  The “Densuke” is only grown on the north island of Hokkaido but have actually been spotted stateside in Oregon.  Someone said they taste better [...]

Crocks have never been a fashion statement, they have always been an intentional withdrawal from anything resembling fashion.  It’s basically the point where you give up and you start wearing sweatpants and the college sweatshirt you never graduated from.  It’s the exact moment that your sex life ends and you start to eat the calorically impossible (i.e. – pancake [...]

Remember the last time in the pool, you were like, “damn, I am totally missing out on music when I go underwater?”  No?  Neither do I?  Or how about when you were ice fishing in Alaska and fell in and were like, “why did i forget to bring the tunes?” No again?  OK fine, me [...]

Sitting at about 2700 HP and over 1800 ft/lbs of torque this thing is pretty crazy.  He runs kerosene and burns about 5 gallons a minute.  WTF. FIND IT HERE: http://hight3ch.com/jet-powered-ford-f-150-truck-2700hp/

I would not screw around near this guy’s house.  Unless I really wanted to be pelted with paint balls.  It is somewhere where I would maybe drop off a person I didn’t like and tell them, “Hey man, there’s a party here and everyone’s around back, I have to go inside to pee first, so [...]

I don’t like having my dog too far away, nor  do I like having a cold beer too far away.  A great collar for your dog that is useful to you in 2 ways.  Don’t miss out on that next frosty one because the dog leash is in your hand, just pull the retractable opener from the [...]

You wouldn’t believe it but white pixels waste energy.  So much for the new logo.  Well if you want to save energy somewhere else do it at Blackle, the black Google.  Seriously, they claim to save tons of energy by just turning off pixels, and you know what?  I believe them.  Maybe during the next [...]

For the next time your playing the Fear Factor board game, strap on this camera and make a real night of it.  A good substitute for taping your sexual escapades as well, a little more akward, a lot more convenient. GET IT HERE: ContourHD – HD Helmet Camera by VholdR

Consider it a national holiday or a Blaccessorize holiday but by any measure its a way to kick off holiday shopping.  What better way to do it than online and in the comfort of your underwear (or whatever attire you choose).  The official site is up and buzzing so check it out at the link [...]

Yes, this is real and black is the perfect color to hide the mayo stains after your double whopper.  So if every once in a while you might grab a bite to eat and don’t want to get crap on you or your car, this is not for you.  Not for the occasional car diner, but for [...]