Thank you Energizer for the Smart Charger.  I watched the instructional video:
Instructional video (WMV format) PDF
Instructional video (M0V format) PDF

and got good reasons why I should be using rechargeable batteries.  Apparently it only takes 8 minutes to recharge the batteries and get your kids to leave you alone!  I would like to pay it forward and give away some batteries, a pack of Ultimate Lithium AA and AAA 4 packs, and a brand new Energizer XP4000 Universal Rechargeable Power Pack.  Yes.  Give them away.  The first one to ask for it on the Blaccessorize Facebook Page wins, that’s it.