So fine, I don’t actually own a motorcycle which is yes, uncool.  I know a really fast death machine would make me exponentially cooler and it would be sweet to roll up to every event and do a wheelie, or just jump over stuff like Evil Knievel (I met him before he died, does that count?).  Anyway – I think it would be awesome to do the trick in the video below or just own something as sweet and fast as this without it being a car and taking tons of fuel to do it so I’ll toast to my next purchase (maybe).

FIND IT HERE:
http://www.bmwmotorcycles.com/us/en/index.html