Don’t Wear This

Crocks have never been a fashion statement, they have always been an intentional withdrawal from anything resembling fashion.  It’s basically the point where you give up and you start wearing sweatpants and the college sweatshirt you never graduated from.  It’s the exact moment that your sex life ends and you start to eat the calorically impossible (i.e. – pancake wrapped sausage or bacon chocolate).  I urge everyone who owns Crocks to dispose of them immediately and check yourself in to rehab because your life has never been lower than this.

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