I’m a relative pacifist, I have no need to fight or use violence but after I saw the video for “Stress” by Justice, I might have to reconsider.  It especially made me want a telescoping baton to break stuff with.  Even though afterwards I would apologize and offer to pay for it and they would probably tell me it was an heirloom or one-of-a-kind item that couldn’t be replaced and I would just feel bad about it.  So I’ll oggle and link you too it so I can eventually live vicariously through your rage.  Only use this for self defense though, really.

GET IT HERE:
http://www.keepshooting.com/selfdefense/batons/16telescopingbaton.htm